A story on poop

[GreatOneHimself 52]

History:

 

So poop was first seen millions of years ago by a caveman. He freaked out that this thing was coming out of his body and he ended up probing himself to death. Eventually all cavemen believed it was a gift from the gods before realizing they saw food in it. 

 

Nowadays people use poop for crops and meadows to show inner beauty. Farmers love poop. Everyone poops I guess. Poop is trying to be more useful. For cars.....Using the car fuel as poop. Poop generator. Poop is so useful nowadays. It can relax you but sometimes cause tumors. Poop can go harder then a boulder. Poop is just amazing and i'm speechless on how far it has gone.

 

Childhood:

 

He was brown and people always made fun of him because he was squishy and sometimes went hard. Poop was a lone wolf, with a purpose.......He went from a college freshmen nobody, to a top art poop.

 

His childhood was one of legends some say!

 

Conclusion:

 

This story is coming to a close. Thank you so much for reading and learning about poop. It intrigues people.

 

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[Zero 114]

Come on, guy. I hope you're not claiming TPE for this.

 

 

• "Each article is expected to be league related, and have a degree of relevance to the VHL."

Edited September 5, 2015 by Zero

[Mike 708]

Just change the words Poop to Ryan Price.