Covington Arrives

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Against what he said he would do Sir William Covington III arrived in Bratislava today to a surprisingly large turn out. When William got off the plane a large crowd greeted him, which William tried to shrug it off and ignore them. But they were persistant so he stopped and signed things for fans... But not in the traditional way of signing things. Instead of signing his name he signed things with "Get me out of here" "I hate it here" "Fuck you" Fuck Bratislava" "Bench me" and "Release me" with clear hopes that the GM of the team would hear about it and just not want to put up with the shit.

 

if that was not enough William went further by issuing a statement to the Bratislavian media "I hate this shit hole that you call a city. I don't want to be here. I don't want my first ever game to be for this team. If I am forced to play for this so called team I will wear my own jersey. I refuse to dawn the jersey of this shit hole. I don't play for this "team" I play for myself." When the media tried to pry deeper into his hate for his new team they got more then they bargained for. "I want the the GM of this so called joke of a team to bench me for the whole season, that is how much I do not want to play here. I much rather be in the press box then play for this fuck hole."

 

But not everything was all doom and gloom William came to town with a new marketing scheme for the team "Even though I refuse to play for these morons, does not mean I can't help get more fans in the stands. This is why I ask any Bratislavian hookers that want a new pimp. To come to games and turn tricks in the stands. Which will in turn bring more people to games. This will give me entertainment till the end of the season and I can leave this complete shit hole forever. It's that or just release me now and forever hold your peace. I don't really care. Bench me and let me let my hookers turn tricks in the stands or release me. It's that simple"