Sabotaging his way to a win

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Sir William Covington did not want to play in last nights game so much he tried to sabotage his own first ever hockey game. After landing in Bratislava and venting on media, William got a surprise welcome from his team mates who were catching a flight to the Yukon. William claimed he lost is passport which he just used to get into the country. That didn't work, so he said he had a fear of flying which was right away pointed out that he flies every week to party all over the world.

 

Reluctantly William agreed to fly to Yukon, but on a private jet. After stops in New York, Toronto and Chicago William arrived a whole day after his team. Missed practice and pre game festivities. William took his sweet time putting on his hockey equipment, which resulted in him showing up on bench at the 10:55 mark of the first period. The Head Coach told him that no matter how hard he tried he will be playing in the game. He had a shift coming up and he should be ready.

 

After a Bratislava goal at 12:38 it was time for his first shift. After struggling to skate to the faceoff circle  William won the faceoff and fell onto the ice. This was his moment where he can screw the team good. So he just lay there, his coach yelling at him to get up but William like a little kid refused to budge. Till players coming down the ice ran right into him. This angered William that the "peasants" would even come near the would be king. He got up and decided to chase the player down. After skating circles around the ice slowly chasing this player the puck landed on his stick s he kind of shoveled it away but it went right into the net. His first ever goal came on a attempt to get the puck away from him so he can attack the player that ran into him. He was stopped dead in his tracks when his team mates mobbed him.

 

The game went to overtime where yet another attempt to screw his team went against him because Alexander Davidson picked up the "pass" and fired it home to give Bratislava the win. William got so mad that during the celebrations he yelled at Davidson.

 

At media scrum William gave the media a gold piece of sound bite "Why the fuck would anyone live here in the Yukon? I mean do people even live here? Why? so you can freeze your nuts off? It's safe to say they have no king. No king would freeze up here. We like warmer climates. I thought Bratislava was a shit hole but this place takes the fucking cake... the ice cream cake"