Harumpf 313 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Well Harumpf has done it, he's reached 50 assists for the first time in his illustrious career as a bulbous playmaking wizard. Notching 76 points on the season, Harumpf had 26 goals and 50 assists for Davos this season. His linemates Faraday and McJustice both had huge seasons as Harumpf dished them sweet saucers passes right on their tape game in and game out. They were quoted as saying "Damn, that tubby little shit can sure make plays." High praise for Harumpf as he takes a compliment in whatever form he can get it. In fact, recently his coach called him a fat Patrick Kane, Harumpf really enjoyed that comparison and it's an accurate statement. Anyway, Harumpf was a wizard this season and one of the reasons Davos was able to make the playoffs. Now we get to watch Harumpf flash his brilliance in the post season where Davos will surely roll through everyone and win the cup without much competition. Is that being too confident? Maybe, but when your 5'5" and weigh 250 pounds like Harumpf, you can pretty much do whatever you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 BALLIN. Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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