Seattle Bear Fans go to Work!

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With the recent news that the NHL has basically kicked John Scott out of his invitation to the All-Star game, the VHL is trying to right a hockey wrong. The Seattle Bears fanbase has been desperately trying to get their own plug into the VHL's edition of this years All-Star game. Shawn Muller, resident Seattle pylon and future analyst beside Mike Milbury at NBC, is the player they are trying to vote in. The league says they might allow it if it happens because it would be a great story to let a barely functioning human being into the All-Star game just once. Muller has some pretty horrible numbers this year with 54 hits taken, a shooting percentage hovering around 5.5% and 0 assists on the penalty kill.

 

"I think he should get in because he really would bring a lot to the all-star game festivities. Wouldn't it be fun to see a player crash into the board like he is stopping by brail?", said Seattle Bears poor fan Cody Banks.