Seems as though he's shooting blanks

[Banackock 8,048]

Over the last while, we have seen AK-47 and his agent shoot off at the VHLM's new comer goalie, Sven Wolf. With statements such as "Hey fucker, you suck more than Kim Kardashian", "I'm #1 in yo mamma's ass" and "Wolves are the only mammals that suck my cock", attention and drama has quickly folded over and has become largely apparent in the media. While Sven Wolf isn't one to shy away from the media and sticking his ground, he's been quiet up until now. However, last night AK-47 and his agent released this statement:

 

"So I was sitting on the sidelines of a Raptors game with my best friend Drake and I got to think how great of a goalie I am in the league. I'm pure fire, brah. That Wolf nig thinks he's got the shit on me but I got a cock down to my knees that I use as a five-hole door stop. Wolf ain't got my #1, fam. I once partied with Hillary Clinton and let me tell you something, we threw an 8ball on the floor and it said "Wolf, you a dumb fuck".

 

After releasing the statement, Wolf quickly responded on social media.

 

"It's unfortunate that AK-47 has to come off as such a bitch. Congrats to having Drake as a best friend. We knew the reason you put lip balm on after games was to choke on his chode. If you're #1, I'd like to invite you to the VHLMSC rankings to take a look at where we're standing currently. Seems as though AK-47 is shooting blanks and needs to reload. Your mother should have done us all a favor and should have swallowed you. 

[JPL 151]

Shots fired......

[Jala 922]

how does one choke on a chode. that seems incredibly difficult to do.

 

good read otherwise though.