Robbie's All-Star Press Conference

[BluObieZ 1,125]

First off I would like to tell people tof shut up because they are stupid. 90Ish percent of people voting saying we will lose. A fact I find foolish and foolhardy. Why? because this is the fucking all-star game not any other game during the season but the fucking all fucking star game. Where you want on score ass load of goals. I built a team that can do just that. We will play a team that is built to do opposite. Which in my books is boring hockey. The all-star game is supposed to be entertaining and make fans love it. But all I see is two different teams. So it's either going to be a close low scoring game which will blow ass or it will be a blow out for us. There is no way that they will blow out us. Not a single fucking chance. If they blow us out I will eat my fucking hat. I am confident we can beat them in a shootout, blow out but if it's a close game it's anyone's game. So I have told players to be puck hogs and shoot as many times as they want. We will pummel that net with so much puck that their goalies will be like Fuck! and yes that rhymed. So in conclusion we will win and all of Team Der can lick a old dirty man's ass. goodnight fuckers.