SWC3 reports to TC...kinda then sorta accepts an award

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In the last moments and I do mean last moments of training camp one of the Americans new players they got during free agency Sir William Covington III finally made it. Well...kind of made it. He got on the ice with skates and not much else. He had his jock on and a bottle or Ciroc vodka, no other equipment, no stick no nothing. SWC3 then demanded the coaches stay behind even though the players just left the ice since they completed their training camp. Coaches after a long silly argument over who is more "fucked" agreed to see what their new all-star forward had. So they proceeded to put him through the paces. SWC3 only really wanted to work on his faceoffs and his strength.

 

So in the faceoff circle between swigs from the bottle of ciroc SWC3 was winning everything in sight. He did do a few face plants onto the ice because of the amount of alcohol he consumed. But his skills really impressed the coaches to the point they agreed "If he can win everything when this fucked imagine what he can do sober... well kind of sober" Since SWC3 is known for playing with an edge. No not on edge where he takes bad penalties. Actually he just won the most sportsmanlike award in the league. But the amount of cocaine and alcohol he cosumes leaves him high and drunk almost 24/7. Speaking of cocaine everytime he would do a face plant he would try to snort the ice which was met a "FUCK IT'S COLD! BUT SO FUCKING GOOD" 

 

Next up he worked on strength in the weight room and he just didn't want to stop. Coaches suspect he popped some Molly before going in there but he would keep added ridiculous amounts of weights and still was able to lift it. To the point the coaches agreed not only will they allow SWC3 to continue to fuck up his body with the drugs and alcohol they would encourage it. They were very impressed with him.

 

On SWC3's way out his new team mates stayed back to meet him and chill with him. SWC3 had no time for what he calls "lamers" so he pushed his way through the players and as he walked to his brand new Lamborghini TMZ caught up with him and asked him how it felt winning his second award after winning his first cup which in true SWC3 fashion he answered with "Was it for most cocaine ever snorted? if not I don't fucking care" He got into his car and drove away erratically. When asked his team mates said this "He truly is the biggest asshole I have ever met but fuck am I ever looking forward to this season and playing with him" Said Unassisted "For someone to skip the whole training camp and literally come in as we were done and do what he did while high and drunk I am amazed the dude can stand but also amazed what he can do. This should be a fun season" Said Tom Lincoln "Fuck him! he is an ass. I hate him, but he sure can play hockey" said a unnamed player.