A very Covington Christmas Preview

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Sir William Covington is laying at home on a bed made out of bricks of Cocaine, yes your read that right on a bed made out of bricks of cocaine. Most people's beds are maybe a thousand dollars but Covingtons bed is worth a few million dollars if not tens of millions. As he sleeps a breeze comes through the window which wakes Covington from his cocaine slumber. He looks over at the window and gets up to close it when he hears a voice

 

Voice

I wouldn't do that if I were you

 

Covington looks around the room wondering where the voice is coming from. He shrugs and heads for the window as he says out loud "cocaine voices"

 

Voice

I said I wouldn't do that if I were you

 

Covington spins around to look around the room

 

Covington

Okay who's there? tell me! 

 

A big empty bag floats out of the dark corner

 

Bag

It was me

 

Covington who is used to seeing fucked up things on trips is not scared by this

 

Covington

What the fuck are you supposed to be? a big old used condom?

 

Bag

No I am the ghost of cocaine past. I am here to take you to the past to show you things that might influence your cocaine use now

 

Covington

Will I be able to do coke on the way?

 

Cocaine Past

Yes...

 

Covington

Then i'm in, the cocaine in the past was amazing

 

Cocaine Past

Wow... okay I thought i would have to force you to come with me because you would be afraid

 

Covington

Why would I be afraid of cocaine? I would only be afraid if there was no cocaine

 

Cocaine Past

Okay... well lets go

 

Covington grabs a corner of the Cocaine Past as Cocaine Past flies out the window