Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks - Where has he been?

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Where has he been?  That is the question that everyone around the VHL has been asking... for a short period of perhaps a week about 4 seasons ago.  BUT... Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks has a good reason for leaving the VHL.  After being drafted by Calgary, they acted in breach of their pre-draft negotiations.  Sure, Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks could have just sucked it up and played anyway, but he wasn't supposed to be the one sucking.  So what went wrong?  This:

 

EaglesFan:  What do you expect from me as your GM?

 

Tsbagsuph-Diks:  Handies on the regular.

 

EaglesFan: You sound perfect.

 

Sure, "You sound perfect" is not legally binding, but there was a clear understanding of each parties responsibilities.  Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks would show up to practices and in return, EaglesFan was jerk off Kendrick on a regular basis.  While the frequency was not determined, it has come to our attention that Kendrick expected at least 3 handies a week from Eaglesfan.  

 

So what has  Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks been up to over these past few seasons?  That's a good question.  In fact, it's an excellent question that any VHL fan deserves an answer to as Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks was once touted as being a high potential mediocre player.  In fact, he was drafted in the first or second round of the season forty-something draft.  That is a pretty high spot for someone who has never played in the VHL before.  As such, your curiosity is entirely justified as to Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks whereabouts.  Well let me begin by telling you that he was not playing in the VHL.  But I suppose you knew that if you are the VHL fan that we were referring to in the prior sentences.  Should I need to clarify that to the non-VHL fans.  Of course not.  They wouldn't be reading this article, so lets jump to the answer of the question of Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks and where he has been since we have established that you are a real VHL fan.  So, Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks was supposed to be at practices, but instead he was... you know what, before elaborating on his location, I should clarify that the team that there were expectations for Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks to show up to practices during the first season.  Some people might assume that rookies get a little bit of leniency regarding practice because they need to acclimate to the professional and semi-professional league of the VHL and VHLM.  Nosiree.  Rookies don't get this privilege.  So instead of attending practices every single day, Kendrick E. Tsbagsuph-Diks was doing something else  In fact, he wasn't even in the arena.  Nope, he was elsewhere.  Where?  Well, let me tell you.

 

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