Axelberry gives 0 fucks

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Vernon Von Axelberry is taking things very easy lately after winning a VHLM title last week. So easy that he does not even know what team drafted him in the VHLM draft. Maybe if he would just answer his phone he would find out who drafted him. But instead he is in Cancun sipping drinks on the beach during the day and spinning amazing sets during the night. When a sports reporter who happened to be on vacation came up to him and asked him what he plans on doing this upcoming season Vernon actually thought he thought the guy was talking about DJ'ing. So he answered "Go on a world tour, do a bunch of girl and bunch of drugs" when the reported corrected him and told him that he was talking about hockey Vernon was confused for a quick second "I'm still doing that?... oh yeah, um I will play a few games I guess if need be" Little did he know that he was one of the top goalies drafted. He will most likely be traded to a team in need of a number one goalie but for now he will be one half of the best goalie duos in the league. When that was brung up Vernon looked confused "Duo's? so you can have two goalies in net at the same time? what a fucked up sport that is" There is no telling what Vernon will actually end up doing or even if he will even report to the team but for now he is more than happy with his strict diet of alcohol and Molly.