OLOPM Ready for the Season

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Late this past weekend, the Oslo Storm contacted the player-agent for Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion with an offer to become the team's starting goaltender for Season 54.  Ecstatic about the opportunity, Perpetual Motion jumped at the proposal and quickly jetted off from the States to Norway, where she joined the team almost immediately.  "For me, leaving Bratislava was difficult.  All of those computer-driven, AI players, they were so easy to work with. Expectations were low.  But this is a good change, one that will hopefully pay off dividends.  Now being on Oslo where there is a real threat at making it to the finals, it's a transition that I'm excited to tackle with the potential to win the cup.  Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion has recently been putting more time in the gym working out and practicing with fellow minor leaguers, trying to get a 'step up' on the competition.  

 

In other news, player-agent frescoelmo is spending the week in Oklahoma City, where he is attending agent seminars and getting involved in various meet and greets with fellow agents from across the country.  "It's pretty boring here, not going to lie.  The alcohol they serve is only 3%, what the fuck is that all about?" frescoelmo complained.

 

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