Broken Trombone

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Trombone Slowing Down

 

Rusty Trombone is not reaching around anyone and surprising them these days, as the English forward has been as miserable as possible it seems lately in media scrums. Trombone is having a great year to those that take a quick look at his thirty-seven goals and thirty-two assists, but Trombone isn’t happy with his play so far in Season Fifty-Four. After watching John Locke dominate the VHLM last season with his 170 points, Trombone wanted to follow in his footsteps offensively for the Aces this season, but after a torrid start to his season Trombone has started to find himself off the scoresheet more and more. Trombone is surrounded by great talent just like Locke but his offensive numbers just aren’t matching up, something the youngster is trying to figure out daily. With the Aces starting to finally lose games this season, Trombone and the rest of the club will have to figure out the current offensive drought to keep the good vibes going into the playoffs.

 

*For Trombone*