Claimed: A day at the border with Ko Kane

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In what is being called a scene right out of the hit Canadian TV show “Trailer Park Boys” Ko Kane and his drug cartel the “Flying Dragons” have been caught at the Mexican border trying to get into the USA. But that is only where the story begins. When told to get out of the car Ko simply told them he had a good reason why he had pounds upon pounds of cocaine in his car. He told the border guard the will gladly come in and explain everything. Well… Ko instead going to park drove into the land between the two countries and parked there. He was in no man’s land… wait that’s so WW1 or Korean. Um he was in “international waters” where no one governs the land. He found a loop hole. He got out of his car and told the Americans to look the other way.

 

They did not. They called Putin’s personal cum bucket Donald Trump who was too busy dealing with his son’s stupidity and being in Europe where people continue to laugh at him. Trump told the guards to deal with it. So they called the Mexicans who laughed at them and told them that they see no problem there at all. As long as Trump thinks they will pay for the wall they will not help in the apprehension of cocaine smugglers.

 

The Americans then started to negotiate with Ko Kane to turn himself in and they will take it easy on him. They would only put him in jail on fleeing border agent’s charges and would let him ship the drugs into the country. Ko thought this was not fair and talked to the Mexican guards to see what he was facing on the Mexican side. They told him nothing in terms or legal issues but his best smuggler moniker will be affected if he could not get the drugs into the country without any jail time. This is something that Ko could not stand for and he could not allow because his whole empire is built on the belief and the fact that he is the best cocaine smuggler in the whole world. What happened next is what people are calling masterful and the reason he should now be also called “World’s best bull shitter”

 

Ko told the Americans that he would give them a package of cocaine if they looked the other way. To which they agreed, but the Americans wanted a package each time that he crossed. Ko told them it’s a one-time take it or not. The Americans after shooting their guns and dawning white hoods agreed to the terms. Ko on his way through the border saw a family being searched over one joint that their daughter had in the back seat. Meanwhile he was being allowed into the country with fifty pounds of cocaine in his car that the Americans know of. Moral of the story is that Cocaine and bribes make the world go round.

 

For Ko Kane

Edited July 17, 2017 by BobertZ