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The Beginnings of a Brand


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Ko Kane needs a nickname. The Robbie Agency has put out full page adds across the USA for fans help to find the perfect nickname for the cartel god slash hockey player. Sir William Covington III was SWC3 for obvious reasons and current client Vernon Von Axelberry is called V2A, but the issue lie with that Ko Kane could be called KK but that is way too close to KKK and he isn’t a white hooded hick. Currently the fan favorites for Ko Kane are “K2” “Special K” and just “K” his agent Robbie Zimmers say that Ko Kane’s nickname will be announced next week. Why? “Because, it’s called building hype. Sure he won’t play hockey at all next season but I want people to be talking about him. A nickname is a brand and his has to be just right. The Ball’s have BBB and other fucking athletes have theirs so Ko needs one. It will be worth a shit ton just because his net worth alone. Look out for it. It will be truly spectacular and you will think maybe you should brand yourself. But let me quote Lavar Ball. STAY IN YO LANE! Because that is where you belong” There is no word on if BBB and Ko Kane and new nickname which now will be brand will cross promote or not.

 

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