Claimed: Annoyance Analytics Edition 5 "Green or Red Pill"

[BluObieZ 1,125]

So who reading this is expecting me to rip Cologne for putting V2A on waivers and costing him 2mill in pay? Well if you are here to read that you are going to be disappointed. I actually am very happy that he did the stupid move. He will live to regret it. I regret nothing.

 

Calgary stays on top the list somehow someway. Their GM situation maybe in turmoil but somehow I know they will find someone perfect for the job. They seem like the perfect fit for Ko Kane so I would be insane to not want to play in Calgary.

 

New York just can’t catch a break they make some gains this week but so did Calgary. Yet another team that Ko Kane is tailor made for. A young team next season that will need hardnosed players like Kane that will help the team turn the corner. Ko Kane will gladly play in New York and will gladly sign a non PO rookie contract.

 

Taking over for Cologne on the list since the obvious drop this edition is Davos. A team that just likes to climb. Which is exactly what they do this week. They climb within just mere points of Calgary and New York. They round out the top three nicely and I love it. These are the teams I would most prefer to play for. The list this week is proof of that. Cologne was high on the list because of V2A and nothing else. I historically never liked them.

 

Helsinki. The last of the green teams. If somehow I do not end up in the top three places I would “settle” to play for this ragtag bunch of homeless lookalikes. Why wouldn’t I? At least the GM knows what he is doing. He knows how to build a team properly.

 

Toronto, I want to make the green teams an even five but I just can’t do it. I need to start narrowing this down somehow so If you make it above -1 I will truly be shocked. It’s a numbers game and I cannot want to play for all ten teams. Sadly that means you are on the outside looking in.

 

Seattle jumps up to almost an even zero this week. Why? Well… teams had to jump to make room for Cologne at 3^rd last. Seattle basically benefitted off of Cologne’s fall. It simple mathematics.

 

Quebec… I truly do not know what to say here. I will be passing through this shitty province as I drive to Newfoundland this upcoming weekend. The only good thing is grabbing a Poutine. Why does this have any effect on my decision? Well… if I cannot be in Quebec without hating it in real life how can I play in Quebec in a fake online league?

 

Cologne… I have 2 million reasons why you are so low.

 

Riga the 2^nd biggest joke in the league. Why on earth would anyone want to play for them? I rather play in Cologne and that’s never happening either.

 

Lol Stockholm

 

For Ko Kane

Edited September 3, 2017 by BobertZ

[Baozi 1,662]

I'm in QC you bum. That alone is like +100. I'm like poutine with extra curds and extra crispy fries.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

5 hours ago, tfong said:

I'm in QC you bum. That alone is like +100. I'm like poutine with extra curds and extra crispy fries.

Well hard to be drafted by you guys when your GM likes to trade picks to the evil Stockholm.

[Baozi 1,662]

I would say demand a trade, but its likely me that would get traded then in that situation hahaha.