TurnDaddy 323 Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Dear Kidnappers, Recently you have decided to kidnap some members of the VHL, but with no ransom note or any indication at all about your demands, it's almost as if they were happy you kidnapped them. Are you on a tropical island somewhere sipping Bahama Mamas and bedding Bahama Mamas and these guys have forgotten about the ice? Are you at a theme park eating endless cotton candy with an unlimited amount of ride tokens? Are they playing Xbox all day? What gives? I like going to a tropical island. I like Bahama Mamas. I like roller coasters. A lot actually. Xbox is fun too. Why did you kidnap these guys and not me? Why you no kidnap me and my friends? I'm stuck here with children fighting amongst themselves. I feel like even if you've got these guys gagged and only feeding them one meal a day would be better than seeing this crap every day. I want to gouge out my eyes. Come get me. I'll be waiting. Love, Niko Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/43788-y-u-no-kidnap-me/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Preach Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/43788-y-u-no-kidnap-me/#findComment-468165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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