Get your popcorn ready

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Look out VHLM, get your popcorn ready, these playoffs are going to be must watch television. The Bratislava Watchmen could be on pace to set or break several long standing records, both as a team and as individuals. Defenseman Matt Reilly could break several defensive scoring records, as his regular season stats are also quite strong. He's leading the league in assists by 15 over the next closest competitor (who, by the way, is his teammate Razzle Dazzle) and is the highest scoring player in the VHLM. Earl Parker, a Bratislava left winger, is the next closest points getter and along with Reilly, Parker is miles ahead of everyone else (Reilly has 137, Parker has 134, Boone Cassidy is the next best with 125). In addition, Martin Brookside could break some goaltending records in the playoffs as well, seeing as how he's doing in the regular season. 

 

Really, this is all irrelevant, though. VHLM records aren't really kept anywhere as far as I'm aware, so all of this will be forgotten by next season. That said, it'll be entertaining for the time being, and here's your challenge Devise.