The End Begins

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Well hello everyone out there. I find myself in an odd situation. I can either compile a list of new prospects and do a ranking for the next draft class or just start the hype for what I am calling “The Beginning of The End”

 

I have chosen the latter. This is truly the beginning of the end for me. In just 11… or is it 12 seasons I will hang up the keyboard and no longer have a player in this league. I may come around to make little posts here and there but in in that time that will be the end of my player era and most likely my activity around here.

 

Orion is a combination of multiple players for me. First off it’s my first player because well… that’s me! And I put a part of me into each player. Which truthfully is my ego. Next up Orion with his crazy story and player that he will be is much like Guido Schwarz Esq. God I loved that player. I miss him… (Pause for a dry tear)

 

He will not be loyal to any team. He will be hopping around from team to team maximize his cup total. Even if the team he just won it on is the favorites to win it again. He will hop to the next favorite to win. His hopping around is much like the amazing FA fuckeries that Xavier Martinez did. That gripped this league in suspense. Wondering where I would sign. That will be back.

 

Finally he is like SWC3 because of his lust for cups. He will be cut throat about how he does things. You think I will stay because we don’t fight? Don’t get ahead of yourself. You think that you have best shot but I just played for you? Don’t count on it. You think I’ll play for you if you are Calgary? MOVE THE FUCK ON. I have a legit plan for every season he plays.

 

The plan for his last season and my last season is the grandest of them all. A plan so fucky that it could come out of my mind. For me to reveal it now would ruin the surprise. Plus others may try it. Orion is the best player I will ever have. I have planned him like that. I have too much shit banked up for him to fail. I’d insert a Titanic “unsinkable” reference in here but we all know what happened there. Or did it not really happen. Maybe it was taken by UFO’s, taken to a base and passengers held captive like the people on MH370 or on the show LOST. Maybe the ship they say that is on the sea floor is really a movie set. Much like the Moon landings… Okay enough about these theories. Because they are fake. Much like Donald. I don’t really believe in any of this, other than Orion will be the fucking king and when I drop the mic on my leaving press conference you will be like “thanks for spectacle that was Orion” well some of you will. Others like the dipshit in Calgary and another guy whose name that starts with a K will be celebrating my departure.