Malenko Goes Out On The Strip

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Robert Malenko, top prospect of the Toronto Legion and current player of the Las Vegas Aces got a chance to take a rip out onto the scene of the place he had only heard about through movies and TV. Going over to The Strip with his pairing partner, Stromberg - the duo rowdied it up in the Bellagio, watching multiple people get escorted out for being unruly, and heading over to watch the local show. An absolute blast, and on top of that - moving over to see the fountains in front of the Bellagio, floating and flying much like Malenko and Stromberg on the ice together. Dynamic duo, as they would say.

 

As they finish watching the fountains, the two lads moved over to the local pizza place to go have a nice delicious slice of pizza, and wash it down with (not) beer, because they are fiscally responsible adults that are unable to drink legally yet. From there, they walked over to the Luxor, seeing the great sights along the way too. They got themselves two tickets to the Blue Man Group, only the greatest show hosted by extra-terrestrial blue people. A great blast it was. Malenko got picked out by the Blue Man Group to perform a bizarre performance. As the three men gathered around him, and tied him full of yarn and twine - they shot toilet paper into the crowd, instructing the audience to throw all of the toilet paper at Malenko. Malenko got hit with a stray roll, and is now under recovery for a broken ego.

 

Lower body injury. Moral of the story, don't go on The Strip unless you're expecting to get hammered on stage by a bunch of crowd members.