Toronto Man Yells At Camera

[pennypenny 227]

Hey boys, it’s me. Your local Toronto news caster here to tell you WHY Toronto is going to be the best bottomfeeder in the league next year.

 

            We got players. Boy we got players. We got that Ironside/Malenko lineup, two captain materials right here. Absolute legends. With a pairing like this, with Ironside’s defensive prowess, and Malenko’s deadly offensive ability. There is no doubt that they will be carrying that team to the fourth last place in the VHL, only to win the 1^st overall pick to select an even better player for their future cup wins.

 

            We might be destined to lose, but we are still destined to be one of the best teams in the league. Once Calgary falls down into a rebuild, and New York already falling into one – there’s only one or two more teams we need to fall into one of those rebuilding stages. All I can say is that once Carison becomes a bonafide starter, and the Ironside/Malenko duo build up to become even better – Toronto will soon be one of the best teams in the league. Hell, maybe we’ll win some awards along the way.