Story Time With Robbie: EP1 "World War Robbie"

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Howdy people welcome to another edition of Robbie Stories. I know, I know that I have to make it somewhat league related. So last week I was explaining why I was not around for a few weeks. Not that this is a job and had to give an explanation. But anyways todays good ole Robbie Story is something I remember from a long time ago. Season wise. I will not use usernames or not of that because well I don’t know some of these clowns names now and such nor do I care enough to know them. Sure I can say “bob” and such but I like this whole secrecy thing I’ve built up here so I will run with it.

 

Many moons ago I was trolling the website hard, and I mean fucking hard. I was following certain around the site posting where ever they would post and just being a general assholic nuisance when BING! In came a personal message. I didn’t even look at it, thinking it was one of the people that I was pissing off. So I kept at it, having a shit ton of fun. Next thing I knew BING! Another fucking message followed by another one with another. Now I am sitting there thinking is this cocksucker going to message me a million fucking times in private to annoy me? I could just log off and call it a day… or message back and start an all-out fuckery war.

 

Now if you know me correctly then you I never backed down from a fuckery war because I was the king of them. So as the 4^th message came in I clicked on my messages and saw it was coming from a dick weasel that I never had a run in with before. Hell he seemed like a nice enough guy. He was trying to be “annoying” by messaging me a whole bunch of nothing. “HHJHGUGFHSDKJHGI” and so on. So as the 5^th message came in I responded by saying “what are you trying to achieve here?” which he responded “trying to piss you off” to which I said “gotta try harder than that, all you are doing is sending nonsensical messages which just have me thinking you are insane or don’t know how to type” then he went off saying that I was an asshole and deserved this treatment and so on. I was like um what treatment exactly? All you are doing is taking time out of your life to make no sense at all which has me concerned that I may have broken you.

 

He said he quit because apparently there was no reasoning with me. Because you know jhjkhguykj was him trying to reason with me. He left me with I’ll get you back fucker. I shrugged it off and logged off for a few days because my fuckery was done. I come on days later to… oh about 30 messages and that’s a conservative estimate. From about 15 members. I guess idiot 1 had a bunch of accounts or had a band of idiots to message me. So I waged all-out war of the army of idiots. It was fun because they would all say the same things. Almost like they were going off a script or some shit. It was funny. I would just copy and past my responses 15 times. Wait and do it all over. I was legit having the same convo 15 times. Then apparently one moron didn’t like one thing I said and said he will complain and get me banned.

 

So I wait, and wait some more. The messages stop coming. Then BING after BING some more. I think I have to fend off more idiocy but no this time it’s from people around the league telling me to “calm down” and leave idiots alone. I was like I am calm, this is fun to me if I was slightly mad I’d bring it onto the main forum not private messages. One respected member even told me he was messaging me out of concern because he can see what he called “World War Robbie” breakout that he said that I would end up being banned, people quitting and the site shutting down. I laughed it off and told him that scenario is nowhere close to happening. I literally still was very confused by the band of idiot’s actions and messages. Didn’t really know what they really wanted out of this. To say I was mad would have been an overstatement. I was confused at most.

 

Then lastly I got a message from someone higher up telling me to calm down or I maybe banned for a week and get another in game suspension. I said I would send him the convo I had with the main idiot. He told me not to call the guy an idiot and he wanted all convos with everyone. I told him that it’s the same convo time 15. He still wanted it. So I took screen shots and sent them off. Within maybe 5min? I got a response back simply saying “As you were Robbie” basically seeing that they were idiots and I was just fucking around.  World War Robbie apparently avoided even though my missiles weren’t even activated.

 

 

Edited November 18, 2018 by BluObieZ