Viking Quest

[BluObieZ 1,125]

If you think this will be informative in depth look on the VIKING brand then you are sadly fucking right. Nah you are wrong but wanted to lead you into a false sense of hope and wonderment? I don’t fucking know. Anyways…

 

Viking is the best of the best, everyone knows if they want to win the tournament they will have to go through Viking. Am I saying this because I have a player on Viking? Sure maybe that is partly the reason. But just look at their fucking roster.

 

Starting at D you Malenko and Kane the tournaments best duo by far. If you think that you will blow past these two guy, then you must be on blow because these guy shut down people for breakfast and make teams cry for an afternoon snack. Kane might be in his 2^nd last season in the VHL and you would think that he would slow down but you would sadly be wrong if you thought such foolish things. Kane the king of defense can make you cry by hitting you, taking the puck away or those things combined with scoring goals. Kane’s partner in crime (pun intened) is no slouch and can hurt you just as much as Kane. Some might even argue that he can hurt you more.

 

Louth, Smirnov, Harding and the rest of the forwards just make you look at them and think “well… damn how will we shut them down? The answer is harder to come to then you would think because how in the bloody hell do you shut down this offense, get past that D and maybe score? It’s a mind blowing task that will baffle other teams. They will not have enough time to figure them out and they will be left in the dust while these boys skate past them and score on their shitty little goalie.

 

Speaking of goalie Sterling is the beast of the fucking best in the tournament world and sure you can be like fuck you Robbie you have no idea what you are talking about because my goalie or our goalie is the best. Well you know what? You can eat your own ass and you will see in the tournament who is right. Trust me when I say this. You will be wrong and you will be left thinking damn Robbie was fucking right.

 

I tend to leave morons in the dust like that because come on, I am an asshole and I make wild predictions and I tend to be right. I went FA hopping just for fun and I kept getting cups so when I say Viking is the best I mean they are the best. You can try to deny it and hope that I am wrong but that would be foolish of you to think I am wrong about this. The other people picking Viking could be wrong, its statistically possible but me being wrong is not. I am right even when I am wrong.

Edited November 26, 2018 by BluObieZ

[Baozi 1,664]

Between you and Penny i got the two best trashtalking bashbros on D.

 

Anyone trying to get past them gonna be ded. Or at least their ears will bleed.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

2 hours ago, tfong said:

Between you and Penny i got the two best trashtalking bashbros on D.

 

Anyone trying to get past them gonna be ded. Or at least their ears will bleed.

We will make them skate the other way