7 Days of Orion: Beginning of the End

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This marks the beginning of the end for the Robbie Agency for many things.

 

The last time I will hype up my newest player. Gone will be the times that you will want to puke from me ramming my players down your throats. After the arrival of Orion on Christmas Eve there will never ever be a new Robbie player. Christmas eve will be the beginning of the end. Much like Christmas was the beginning of the end for Jesus. If you believe in him, which I don't and yes fucker I just went there. Too soon? it's been like 2000 fucking years dipshit.

 

This also marks the time I ever have to "worry" about carryover which I never really gave a shit about, but that word, that meaning will be deleted from my mind and probably replaced by some new swearword.

 

Orion will not only be my last player, but my last forward, last center, last epic fucking story that makes you think where in the blue fuck did I come up with it. Once Orion skates off into the so called sunset you will be looking for the next great story teller and trust me there isn't many around here. It will be a sad fucking day when Orion retires. I have plans to make sure I never come back and no I will not tell you about them.

 

Orion will be the last Robbie player to play in the VHLM, the league I have a love hate relationship. I hated it till I had Vegas, then I loved it till I was fired for stacking a team and not giving a fuck about players. If you want to win you know there sacrifices to be made. Fuck you and the stupid league. I regret nothing that I did there.

 

Orion will be the last Robbie player to play in New York, Seattle, Riga, Helsinki and a few other teams (maybe) His career literally be a one giant fuck you. He will cup hunt every year. You are favorites one year he will sign a one year deal. Next off season he is gone faster then your hair (for anyone who is bald and or balding) Orion will give zero fucks about loyalty, there is no time to waste two seasons on a team. He has a limited time to do what he wants to do, so if you are a sensitive fuck then well prepare to take him leaving your team as a massive insult. 

 

Finally this marks the last hundred or so Fuck You's you will ever see me type. So Fuck You to my haters, Fuck You to my lovers and most of all Fuck You to the people in between. Pick a fucking side already, there isn't much time left. I learned that this year with my grandma passing with stomach cancer. I didn't see her for 15+ years, I thought I more time. NOPE! she passed away a week ago. Why do I bring that up? no not for the stupid "sorry about your loss" which seriously don't fucking do. I say it because you truly don't know when your end is. On this site, on this planet and so on. Make the most of it and make sure the ending is better then the beginning. I plan to make the grand finale a spectacle that will leave people asking me to stay. It will be truly epic. With one last final GIANT FUCK YOU. Orion will have a retirement speech followed by like 5000 word all encompassing retirement speech from me. But for now, enjoy and most of all go fuck your self.