WJC Thingy

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Teams breaking the rules in the World Junior Championship?

 

There has been a concerning finding in the VHL World Junior Championship rosters. Information has been brought to us by the ever respectable news source InfoWars, where Alex Jones has told us that these World Junior teams have been using Androids to fill out their rosters. This is a concerning report, so we researched it.

 

When we looked onto the index, we saw a lot of shocking things. five players on the roster for Team Canada were listed with generic names, all starting with the moniker of "CGY". Who were these guys? Was this a massive league conspiracy, or maybe this was just an odd pandemic of people all named the same. We did more digging and what we found should scare you all.

 

Team Asia announced their roster in an obnoxious way by tagging literally fucking everyone to see it, and nowhere were these odd "HSK" members that show up on their roster listed. However, in the roster you can clearly see five of them. On every roster there is five of these android super hockey soldiers. That is beyond concerning. We should all take action before our kids are taken over by these androids during a hockey game. You have been warned!