Threat Level Midnight

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“THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT”

 

Tis the beginning of a new season and a new era for the VHLM. Several new squads have been injected into the league for this upcoming season and it’s going to be a doozie – and one hell of a draft too. One prospect for the S67 Draft is catching attention in a place a little less known for it’s hockey. The Mexico City Kings picked up Micheal Gary Scott last week stamping a little place in paper history.

 

Micheal Gary Scott, son of the infamous Micheal Gary Scott, is the first ever known paper salesman turned pro hockey player. When asked about his small size (5’6”) and weight (179lbs), Scott replied:

“It’ll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scott”

 

In doing so he was making a reference to his father’s failure of a movie: Threat Level Midnight. Scott doesn’t seem to have any fear of the upcoming season and his first as a minor league pro, however, one thing is for sure…Scott intends to light the lamp with his deadly shot (similar type of shot to Micheal Scarn that took out a satellite in space).

 

 

Watch out VHLM.