Boheem Bismarck Keen to Make an Impact

[Boheem 6]

Boheem Bismarck finally completed the last leg of his 4 year walk from Potosi, Bolivia to Halifax, Canada, which he started after signing a contract with the 21st partway through S62; and now he's ready to do some damage to his team. After years of walking, Boheem has mostly forgotten how to play hockey, not that he ever really could, but his game is worse than ever before. The first thing Boheem did when he arrived in Halifax, was look up the best dealers in town. The big Bolivian, who has worked in a mine for his whole life, should provide some much needed adversity in Halifax, to a locker-room that has had nothing but good things happen inside of it. After coming to practice naked, Boheem laced up his skates for the first time in his life tonight. The fans didn't have have to look very hard to see the immense concern and uncertainty in the players' eyes. In an interview following the practice, Boheem was asked what he was most excited for in joining the 21st. He said "I'm just extremely excited to make a splash in Halifax. The drug market really needs a man like me to get it off the ground again." Many people aren't sure whether or not there was some kind of mistake, because it is certainly hard to believe that the team's ticket revenue is going towards paying this good for nothing scumbag. However, there is one positive. This kid grew up on the streets of Bolivia, so if anyone knows how to throw a punch, he would be the one.

[BOOM 8,745]

Live up to the name.