DeYeeto nearly gets yeeted!

[Cran 11]

After a fairly decent showing, Danny DeYeeto got a bit of a scare when General Manager Garcia started threatening to yeet people out of Mississauga.

Garcia posted a team announcement that "Announcement: Rayz Funk has been YEETED out of Mississauga".

 

Garcia then proceeded to tell his team that only MacElroy was safe and that everyone else needs to be on the lookout to be traded. 

With his old teammate supposedly traded, DeYeeto bumped into Garcia in the team locker room while going to pack his bag. 

"Garcia seemed like he was a bit intoxicated. He was stumbling around the locker room and yelling at walls. He kept saying that people were traded. He told Funk he was traded for a fourth round pick, he turned to the other room and said he'd be happy to get a fifth for anyone else."

 

Garcia announced the next day that everyone was safe and no one had been traded. It is unknown why he did what he did.