Orion wakes up in jail

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Orion Slade woke up in a jail cell but was not arrested. No this is not a riddle with an odd answer. It truly is the headline in Helsinki. Orion Slade the supposed human with super human powers somehow woke up in a jail cell much to the police’s surprise. They let him go because they couldn’t really charge him with “breaking into a jail cell” this was after a night of partying. Reports around the city had Orion going bar hopping with what is described as a gaggle of hookers. He fucked none of them but he likes to go out to bars with them because no other hockey star can say that his entourage is hookers and drug dealers. This is just one more thing in the long list of crazy things Orion has done in his short time in Helsinki. In his short time in Helsinki Orion has celebrated Christmas in May by making cocaine rain downtown, robbed a bank (has not been proven), had super human battle with aliens (also not proven) so him waking up in jail cell is actually pretty tame for the guy. What will he do next? How will he celebrate his first cup in the VHL? We will just have to wait and see.