Moscow gets bored; decides to contend

[Victor 10,940]

After two seasons of exponential growth, Moscow officially got bored this off-season and traded for Podrick Cast and Randoms. Moscow also got a first overall pick for the second year in a row, this time despite not finishing last, but traded it anyway because first overall picks are well known to be cursed and as the saying goes it is quantity over quality, always, definitely.

 

Moscow is jetlagged and that might have had a serious impact on its decision-making ability. But then with a $45 million salary cap, everything is possible. Even performing better than Helsinki and Riga in the European Conference. That's assuming Davos is going to be worse than in S66. What even is Davos doing this off-season?

 

Is this a vanity project? How am I going to juggle 30 forwards on 4 lines? I don't know but I'm sure it will all fall into place. It's time to stop fucking around, Moscow is in the big time now.