Mess article about expansion

[hedgehog337 3,483]

This is yet another week when I wanted to get something big at media spot, but Riga celebrated the birthday this weekend so once again I have no desire. Here you are, another 500 word scramble about the expansion and thing cause I need 12 TPE. And yes, I'm still under alco.

 

quik look at all 10 VHL teams and their possible reactions on the expansion draft:

 

Calgary - we don't care

New York - we don't care

Seattle - are we about to become a Davos?

Toronto - ...wait, lemme find a player first

Vancouver - pfft, only losing one player when we can draft three. not a big deal as always

Davos - ...friendship ended with Enorama and diamond_ace

Helsinki - mhmm...

Malmo - Moscow, consiprancy, etc

Moscow - FINALLY!

Riga - offloading the roster once again? who would've even thought.

 

So yeah, I assume I don't need to type any comments on that writeup above cause I hardly understand what I did there. But I also guess I was right on most of occasions. Calgary is on peak and can afford to lose a young gun, New York didn't even start a rebuild. Seattle might lose a good youngin, but probably it won't be such a big deal for them. Toronto...yeah. Vancouver, I think ''losing one - draft three'' phrase doesn't needs any explanation because that's exactly what Beaviss does. Davos is pissed, although I don't see a reason for it. It's not like either Dangles or Leblanc would make a huge impact for this team since they're competing...or rebuilding...or retooling. Whatever. The expansion draft isn't the biggest problem for this team anyways. Helsinki - they will lose a good active player, but who? Stay tuned. Malmo still thinks Moscow paid some bucks to commies to put them into the expansion draft. And they are about to lose a decent player. What a shame. Moscow can't wait to throw all this cap dump away. And as for me - I'd rather keep all actives, but this might also benefit all parties - our team, the exposed player (getting better stats maybe) and an expansion team.

 

So ''typing no comments'' turned into a 150 or so word rambling about the future of all VHL teams. Typical hedge.

 

Also, like many other members I need to predict locations for both expansion teams...who am I kidding. It's gonna be a huge surprise if D_A isn't putting his team to Czech Republic. But you know what, I'll say lets put this team to Brno cause I like this city more. But Prague is also nice. As about Enorama - I can't say 100%. Some guys already telling that he put his team to Washington based on him GM player's name. I wouldn't be that sure though. Stay tuned, you know.

 

So I guess I need to end this torture and do my favorite thing - go to sleep. Maybe, just maybe I will do a bigger and more detailed expansion article next week if I'm not going drunk again. Like who exactly might leave their respective teams to an expansion teams. Or picks. Amirite Devise?

 

That's it and I'm out.

 

6+6=12 TPE goes to Kallis