Elite skater coming to VHL

[Terry Bernadino 1]

Terry Bernadino is potentially coming to the VHL, while their anal warts are still yet to be cleared by medical staff, it is unknown whether or not Terry will be allowed to participate in this great hockey league. There's a great deal of concern over, well you know everything. But also a big question is what exactly are Terry's motives coming into a professional hockey league at such an old age. The 58 year old Bernadino is a world class roller skater, and has spent the majority of his life doing sick tricks, he mastered the backwards blow/tug and twirl kick by the age of 18, and has been performing it every day ever since like the badass he is. 

 

Terry hasn't skated on ice since he was -4 years old and took the shape of 3 trillion stars in the X678 galaxy, even though he's considering a career in pro ice hockey that probably won't hold him back much, really his potential is so low to begin with, nobody should really care.