SWC3 A King fit for a King?

[BluObieZ 1,125]

It's been a while since I have been active enough (or not banned) to post one of these. So I will continue my series of posts leading up to my eventual exit from this thing people call a league. Today's article is about Sir William Covington III or just simply SWC3.

 

What people really need to know about me (if you don't already know it) is that I plan my players many seasons in advance. So much so that I know exactly what their story is and what type of attitude they will have. SWC3 came to be because my wife was watching something about the fucking royals, and I hate anything about the royals. I mean why are people so glued to them? in this day and age there is no need for them. The Queen does nothing other then get a day older each day. Congrats. These people should be tossed aside and forgotten about. Now having said all that, I though hey! what if I make a story of how my next player will be the "rightful" king of England. 

 

SWC3 was born just like that. He had to be named Sir because well... all royal fucks are. William is a good old English name and Covington is just royal as fuck. Him being the 3rd is just a joke. I had him doing things that no Royal would even think about doing. Doing massive lines of coke off hookers, partying in Vegas, spending exorbitant amounts of money and just being flashy as fuck. The myth and legend of SWC3 spread to the league pretty fucking quik. He won the ROTY and his totals just got better from there. His free agency fuckery was one for the record books. Teams literally begging me to sign with them. Hoping he would be their final piece in winning a cup or that one piece that takes them from a pretender to a playoff contender. What they did not know is SWC3 only wanted to win cups and it was something he did lots. I believe he won four. 

 

Looking back at all my players in this "league" I think SWC3 was my favorite because of the impact he had. No, not because people liked him. I couldn't care any less about that. He just kicked fucking as and he did it fucking royally. He was better then most people back then and he made you aware of it. You loved him or hated him. You loved seeing him win yet another cup, or you thought "not this again" but why did you feel these things? is it because of your hate/love for me? no it's because of the player i built him up to be. His presence in the league, it was like none the league has ever experience. I rammed him down your throat and let the league know what he was up to every fucking step of the way. It truly was a sight to be seen. Something that Orion is missing... Hopefully I can get back to caring about him so he can finish strong. But his story will never be as grand as SWC3's.