WSJ To Endorse New Icelandic Vodka

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Prague rookie defenseman Wolf Stansson, Jr. has been putting together a decent rookie year for the expansion Prague Phantoms in their inaugural season.

 

WSJ has recorded 28 points (6 goals, 22 assists) in 40 games while often playing on the first line against seasoned VHL veterans. It hasn’t always been easy, but WSJ has hung in there through the good and the bad times this season. 
 

In honor of WSJ’s success, an Icelandic vodka company has bestowed upon WSJ the ultimate honor that an Icelandic can receive - a personal endorsement on a new line of Icelandic vodka. This new line will be named “Wolf Pack” and will be 99% alcohol, the strongest liquor ever commercially produced in the country of Iceland.  
 

“I am honored to endorse this new drink and it is fitting for a Wolf like me to endorse. You’ve got to have heavy weight to handle this stuff! Or a dedicated drinker who can handle the potent of this alcohol. I look forward to seeing videos of people chugging this stuff on social media!”