Scott Greene Hits the Gym

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Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears has been hitting the gym recently. Earlier this year we reported that he had packed on many pounds of pure muscle. This has turned out to not be the case. "He had fooled us all with the suit he was wearing," says teammate Berocka Sundqvist. "In retrospect, we shoulda known that it was a pair of inflatable Hulk arms. They were big and green." 

 

Greene had recently been urged to get stronger by his general manager, so it's nice to see him taking the advice. "I just want to be the best player I can. Working out isn't the most difficult thing, so if it means I can contribute more to Seattle, I'm gonna pack on that muscle, baby!"

 

Greene has been seen exercising with fellow Bear Hulk Hogan. Hogan is known for his physique, so hopefully with his guidance, Greene can gain the muscle he's looking for.