Nonsense News with some New York Americans Dman

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Rumor has it a blockbuster trade is underway in the VHL, a young sophomore defenseman has been rumored to be involved. The only other piece of information we have regarding this trade is that said defenseman is a useless tool who keeps forgetting to write articles or claim welfare. 

 

VHLTubers have resorted to calling the global pandemic 'that thing' instead of it's more common names due to the ridiculous ad policy's on the website. Have the VHLTube staff grown too greedy, catering to the advertisers and not their content producers? An ever-growing group of VHLTube documentary makers have founded their own streaming service to support their content. 

 

NYA defenseman David O'Quinn caught playing golf this weekend in a rather odd fashion, witness's report he was actually playing with a modified hockey stick with a big metal sphere attached to the end of it. Is this an odd way to practice his shot accuracy and power? More from our experts later. 

 

Those our our headlines for this afternoon. Later tonight, we will bring you: 

VHL medicare plan will not provide coverage for pre-existing conditions such as the following: Stupidity, dumbassery, assholery

 

Potential new VHL expansion team to be based in the middle of a desert?

 

How valuable ARE secondary assists? So valueless they're harmfull, our experts say. 

 

 

 

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