Call The Police, There’s a Madman Around

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Edwin THE Encarnacion has been apprehended by the police for both breaking Canadian lockdown rules and attempt to break and enter as he was seen desperately trying to gain access to the Calgary Wranglers practice facility at 9 PM this Sunday. Those who lived close by reported that THE Encarnacion was screaming about how he absolutely had to get access to a computer to submit an article for VHL.com in order to “claim TPE” for himself. 
 

A statement given by the Calgary Super Special Force of Justice  read as follows:

 

“Last night, we arrested a Dominican male for actions that took place outside of the Calgary Wranglers Practice Facility. It’s a shame that we have to keep making these announcements with the current situation but we have to once again remind the general public the importance of remembering that writing articles and making graphics does not under any circumstance make you a better hockey player. Stay at home, save our time.”

 

It was also revealed that it is unclear what punishment THE Encarnacion is able to face given that, due to several resurrections and the occasional cloning, his legally accepted age may be much younger than his physical age.