Bulls shock literally the entire hockey world by beating the Lynx

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The roller coaster season of the Houston Bulls has somehow gotten even crazier over the last weekend. After city wide parties and then getting rejected by said city and being ranked as the worst team in the entire city of Houston. But just when it seemed that things could not get any more bizarre the dominant top team in the VHLM rolled in to town and lost against the lowly Bulls

 

There was a shocked silence in the crowd as the horn sounded to end the game and somehow the Bulls had not been scored on 10 times by the Ottawa Lynx.

 

...Instead they had won 4-2.

 

The crowd erupted into cheers and quickly knocked down the glass and stormed the ice to the shocked Bulls team who stood on ice blankly staring at the score board in. The Lynx were 47-7 coming into the game while the Bulls were 11-39. Somehow a miracle happened and the fans swarmed the ice sharing their beers with the overjoyed players. Several women started making out with random players in the ensuing minutes after the game.

 

Ottawa sports analysts are already overreacting to the loss and are saying that the Lynx are flops and will fail in the playoffs if they cannot even beat the Bulls. For the Bulls player they know that they will likely never experience an upset like this.

 

“I am shocked whenever we win, even against the worst teams but we beat the Lynx…I am speechless.” Gregg Stallion told reporters after the game and massive on ice orgy.

 

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Just now, Sonnet said:

 

Ah shit, I'm going to have to defend this next, aren't I?

We deserved it after the win