leFlamant Arrested for Use of Fake ID

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BREAKING: Xavier leFlamant was arrested late Wednesday night after reportedly trying to use a fake ID in a downtown DC bar to order a "natty light". Xavier leFlamant is in the midst of a very middle of the road rookie season for the DC Dragons, where he currently plays second line minutes alongside forwards Boris the Forest, and known trouble maker and veteran player Mikko Aaltonen, neither of whom could be reached for comment. Xavier has found the back of the net seven times this year, and helped his teammates out with nineteen assists for a total of twenty-six points. This is good enough for tenth overall in the rookie class, far better than you would expect from the twentieth selection in the season 71 VHL draft. 

 

What have we learned about Xavier from this? Absolutely nothing, he was well known in both his minor league city of Philadelphia, as well as his home country of Martinique as a party animal, but we did learn he has poor taste in beer. It's interesting to imagine how one of the most recognizable hockey faces in the DC metro area believed he could pass as a 28 year old man named "Tim Bucktwo", an even faker name than his own. 

 

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