Late Press Conference Reply

[Andre LeBastard 112]

@Tate posted a series of questions on my last press conference at the end and I have only just seen it.

 

Suddenly a random reporter jumps into the mix and grabs a hold of @Andre LeBastard, demanding answers to a rapid fire of questions:

 

1. Who the hell do you think you are?

Please allow me to introduce my self, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

 

2. What the hell do you hope to accomplish in the VHL?

Well first we have to win the VHLM, then we get the power, then we get the money, then we get the wimmin.

After that, I'll think about the VHL, I'm not even drafted yet.

 

3. Is there a hell of a player that you look up to in the VHL?

Whats with this obsession about hell? Are you trying to get me to sell you something in exchange for improve my skill?

But I have to admit that i like the name Micah Adrienne, mostly cos my sisters name is Adrienne.

 

4. What the hell about the VHLM?

Well it is a minor hockey league nominally for un-drafted players to develop prior to the VHL entry draft.

But we think it's a lot of fun and we have plans to conquer all next season, after we win it all this season:)

 

5. Is there a real hell and what is it all about?

I think I should ask you that question. 

 

6. How the hell would you know that?

I was born in a crossfire hurricane. Seriously, who let this guy in here? Security!

 

7. What the hell do you like to drink in the morning?

I like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain. 

 

8. Can I get a hello for my man at the back?

Uh, you mean the guy in the very black robe with the funny hockey stick?