Jolly Greene Giant Junior Review

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Jolly “Greene” Giant Junior Review
 

Jolly “Greene” Giant is the botched clone of Seattle Bears center Scott Greene. Created in a lab in Seattle Washington by a rabid Seattle Bears fan, the creator desired to create a Scott Greene that was immortal, but he failed and ended up adding too much growth hormone. As a result, Jolly “Greene” Giant stands at an imposing 6’10” and weighs 300 pounds, and has an unusual green tint to his skin. He has been this large ever since his creation.

 

His creator was arrested for his crimes against humanity, but the Giant was put into foster care. As he is the same as Scott Greene from a genetic level, the Giant fell deeply in love with the sport of hockey. Because of his size, he has mostly played defense his entire life, but will sometimes play forward. He can’t speak very well because of his enlarged vocal chords, but his signature “ho ho ho” is well known to his friends. The Giant has played hockey for the last 10 years of his life, and, being a gifted natural, has helped various junior and beer teams be led to championships.

 

The Giant

 

There is some debate as to his age, which has led to some controversy. Upon being entered into a league for children age 10 and under, Greene led his team in penalty minutes and fights, but was the main offensive threat for his team, notching 800 points in just one season with his squad. Recognizing that he needed some real competition, his foster parents immediately sought to have him join an adult league. After finding one where an 8 year old would be allowed to play, Greene’s play was elevated by having competition near his skill level. He played 3 years in this league on the Aberdeen Abdicators, notching an average of 20 goals and 80 assists each season. Finally, the Giant set his sights on the VHL, the league in which his “father” played. 

 

The Giant’s foster parents called up Scott Greene and asked for him to get a tryout for the VHLM. As Greene is a GM for Ottawa, he pulled some strings to allow his failed clone an attempt to play for the league he has spent the last 11 years of his life watching. The Giant looks to be an extremely physical and fast player with good hands. He has a very short temper and will drop the gloves at a moment's notice. Expect him to play defense unless he doesn't.