MMMM

[Victor 10,940]

It has come to my attention just now that I am playing for two teams whose names start with M – the mighty Moscow Menace and the magnificent Miami Marauders.

 

Where can I possibly take this concept? I don't know yet, I started this article without knowing what unique idea I can come up with but let's see where we can get to here, shall we?

 

If anything, we probably have too many teams starting with M these days. Just in the VHL there's a completely unnecessary second one in Malmo, and in the VHLM? It's absolute carnage. You've got Miami and Minnesota and Mississauga and Mexico City too. It's too many, it's not a very diverse selection from the English alphabet and it should be resolved. Move all 4 to Moldova, Macedonia, Monaco, and Montenegro and revive the European Conference damn it!

 

More M you say? I can't, I don't know where else to take this article. I was actually going to do some sort of shoutout for my Moscow team this season but it's been a couple long day of travelling plus a beer and look what happens. I just hope the TPE police don't hurt me for this abomination.