Two things are worth more as one thing.

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

 

Yesterday evening a lot of rumblings came out of the Malmo locker room. Apparently general manager Mr. Frostbeard was shouting he would take an offer of a 4th round pick + an inactive in exchange for Condor Adrienne.  Well, that doesn’t seem really fair value, two assets for one, that’s just a bad deal. As two is better as one right? 

 

As you can tell, the mastermind plan of Frostbear failed as the teams that were contacted about this weren’t stupid enough to take a deal like this. You don’t give 2 eggs for 1 egg either right?

 

The real question remains, what is happening in Malmo? First Walker and now Adrienne? We contacted an innocent bypasser to explain what happened.

 

“All I could hear was Condor screaming out loud, being mad that Gyrfalcon got a shutout. He picked Jacob Tonn as he expected Seattle to get more shutouts as Malmo, and the first game after the pick Gyrfalcon posts a shutout versus Malmo”. So instead of agreeing with their captain, they were saying Adrienne was a bad teammate for not believing in his own goaltender and then the noise started as the fight broke out. We have no idea if anyone came out of that locker room alive. We ran for our lives ourself”

 

So all in all, it seems the rumblings outside of the lockerroom are just your average rage moment of the day of this Purist Nation quarterback, so nothing new and all is going as good as we could possibly hoped for. But that trade offer, it was horrible value, as two million surinam dollars is always better as one million US dollars right?