Villeneuve's Blog

[Phil 5,129]

Good Afternoon,

 

Today I have to write about what is going on in the Middle East.

 

Just kidding. I'm a hockey player. What do I know about that.

 

Today I would just like to make a couple of shout-outs to some of the VHLs premier players.

 

Odin Tordahl

Aside from having the coolest muthafucking name ever, you are also ripping goaltenders around the league new assholes. 128 points? Jesus, ease up there. I have always enjoy playing against you, especially at the bar afterwards when we do drinking wars. You'll beat me one day... maybe. 

 

Godavari Yumalatopinto

I don't know what drugs your parents were smoking when they named you and raised you but you clearly have a death wish and a lot of pent up rage in you - and i respect that. 248 penalty minutes just goes to show how many pussies there are in the VHL... or how dirty of a player you are. Also blocking 215 shots is just... insane. And really? You are also leading the league in hits with 385? Mad respect brother. 

 

Reggie Dunlop

You clearly don't mind being thrown around because you've been hit 316 times this season. You are the VHL's resident tackling dummy. You are a rubber fucking ball. Keep up the bouncing brother!