The Yukon Rush

[Kmatt 35]

Bud, the Yukon Rush suck if you like them you have problems no offense but literally the worst player on their team is Michael their team sucks my ass and that is why I am writing this article dissing the Yukon Rush (In Real Version I like them. I just need the 6 TPE) And they are people that do not try, especially Michael, the weirdo that thinks I am his servant. WHATT?!?! No I am just kidding the Yukon Rush are the best and if you are not cheering for them, then you have issues, that I can not help you with! 

Michael is doing really good at the moment, 65 Points in 70 games played! 28 of those points are just from goals this season, amazing right?!?! Michael deserves captain. If you think he does not deserve captain then get a life, you need to do your math properly. He is on like the third line and still carrying the team with an insane amount of points! Which is the reason I think he deserves captain.

I am actually feeling very tired right now so updaters please dont reject it if this seems like a random made up blob of words, but I am not making it up. Michael is a max earner he trains to the maximum every week and I know, it is insane and he will hopefully make the majors next season! I think the Yukon Rush deserve a free playoff spot because the sim engine has something wrong with it and the Rush really, won all their games, but it glitched and said we lost... 

Problems in the sim engine: 1. No Injuries is a huge problem. 2. We really should be scoring 10+ Goals per game! I can not wait for the world juniors if my player ever gets to compete in the world juniors one day, maybe if I keep max earning he will, even be a GM of a world juniors team! Team Canada is the best world juniors team. If you think different, come fight me like a man bud, but honestly Russia is the best, there is not one world juniors I saw them lose in! 

Michael will be getting called up soon, probably next season, and also will be competing in the world juniors. Michael is predicted by a LOT of fans to go off like crazy scoring points in the VHL when he is officially a VHL player! Michael has a good contract with the Vancouver Wolves making him some good money as a rookie. Michael has played a good amount of games in the minors and I think he is ready to compete in the VHL! I am gonna keep up with the TPE Earning so my player can keep getting better, sometimes I will do em on Sunday but as long as they are done, then they are done. To all the young guns, dont worry if you suck, one day when you reach 200 TPE you will actually be good like me cuz I just reached 200 TPE last week!