Offseason boredom

[NickSunderbruch 392]

     I knew at the beginning of the season that Toronto wasn't really aiming to compete for the cup, it was a rebuild season. But I didn't understand how boring the offseason would be without playing. In the minors with the Aces I was always looking forward to our next game and seeing how we would do, watching who would and wouldn't be on the score sheet so I could make a game recap article. But being out of the playoffs feels weird to me. I don't know if it's because of my ego, but the offseason is boring. 

 

     So to combat the offseason boredom, I propose a game if you will. A community drinking game, that consists of taking a shot every game for however many goals were scored. That way in the earlier parts of the playoffs we're nice and faded because there were so many games, and we can take shots for every one of them, but also towards the end of the playoffs it could build suspense, if the game is low scoring then that sucks, but if its a close high scoring game we'd all have fun and get to hang out in discord drinking a lot.

 

     Another game I'd like to propose is where we take a shot every time our favorite teams lose, or get scored on. That way the only real punishment to losing a game is to get hammered drunk and have a good time. I'd also like to point out that the VHL fantasy isn't something newer players get into, so maybe we could award people with TPE for how drunk they got each playoff game, obviously we'd keep the TPE won low, like 1-2. That way we'd have a high recruitment number, and we'd feel closer as a community.

 

     Anyways that ends this article, I hope y'all are having a wonderful day, thank you for reading, stay warm, and also stay icey, Seacrest out.