"Walser" spelled backwards is "Racism"

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WHAT IS THIS?!

 

Sometimes the most honest mistakes can have the worst repercussions. In a show of goodwill, Walser This Way General Manager Joey Kendrick had authorized the creation of several advertisement boards displaying his selections in the Season 38 Super Cup draft. Unfortunately, whoever Kendrick had gotten to make the graphics was not an avid fan of baseball or terrible hockey players, as the advertisement board intended for Edwin Encarnacion instead showed former VHL player Edward Eldred. While this can be forgiven considering Encarnacion is barely seen on the ice due to his unhealthy obsession with sitting in the penalty box and therefore Eldred, who left the VHL in Season 35 to pursue his dream of becoming a full-time Australian, pops up with more images of a guy actually playing hockey, albeit the majority of those with a Koala on his shoulder.

 

However because it’s a white guy and Encarnacion knows fuck all about the VHL, despite the fact he was in the league at the same time as Eldred, he’s basically all like “AHHHHH! RACISM!” since he believes they’ve found a white guy to model as Edwin Encarnacion instead of what actually happened. We asked for his thoughts (why we do this I don’t know) but Edwin was so high on cocaine, most of it was illegible. In fact the only segment that related to hockey was this:

 

 

“Have I ever defecated in my hockey gear? No. My business suit? Yes. It was at a charity event, but it wasn’t for charity. I tried to donate a couch filled with cocaine to charity though, and now I can’t hockey in the state of Illinois.”

[Guest]

Koivu has a sick tan during the summer though.

[Guest Svoboda_3]

lol eldred beating up his gf