GIANT LEARN MUSIC?

[DoktorFunk 810]

Jolly Greene Giant has recently found a new hobby: music. The Giant has taken to playing the keyboard, something that his friends say that he's wanted to do for a long time. "Ho ho ho," he says, as he gingerly tries to fit his fat finger onto one of the tiny keys. The Giant clearly has some skill with music, as he's progressed at an astonishing rate for someone with his level of inexperience on the subject. He's started playing the organ music during Toronto games, something the coach has been mad about as it takes him off of the ice for several minutes at a time. The Giant tells us he has recently come up with a solution to this. He's having a Keytar delivered to his house within the next few days, which will allow him to continue following his passion for music even while playing games for the Legion.