Matt

In what might inevitably be the best decision of all-time, the Cologne Express drafted Kristian Stormborn, who at the beginning of the season chirped away about his skillset. With not much proven over his end of the season, Kristian has his work cut out for him. "I had a difficult time adjusting to this lifestyle. I couldn't keep up with the play. I'm scared for the future. I love the sport but I've been put into a tough scenario. I can only hope to better myself going forward." Stormborn, as many know, is amongst the smallest hockey players in the VHLM. This hasn't helped his transitioning and continues to prove to be a difficult task. "I'm going to be better. Sure, I've said that before. But I think being given this chance by the Express who when no other teams showed interested, they have all of last year. They were the only team to contact me during my struggles last season. That says a lot and you know… You want to pay back the favor. I'm going to pay them back." Words from the wisest, Stormborn seems to have a new energy to try and improve his game and become a better player. Could it once again be all talk or will he be capable of backing up his thoughts? We shall soon find out. "I'm going to pay them back."

Player Name: Kristian Stormborn Cash you have: 3,000,000 Workout Name: 6 TPE Cost of Workout: 2,500,000 Cash Left: 500,000

Even this guy knew where to go and I've only been here for three days. (01 / 01 / 14)

Very funny, thanks to you both.

Who is Anderson? People mention him alot.

STORMBORN VOUCHES FOR S37 VHL ENTRY DRAFT "I am pleased to announce that I, Kristian Stormborn, will be entering the S37 VHL Entry Draft." The words of what may be a potential superstar in the league. Stormborn feels as if he already knows the type of skill level needed to compete in the VHL. This pesky forward with a small stature has come off as fairly cocky since vouching for his interest in the Victory Hockey League. "Put me in this current draft for all I care. Put me in the VHL Finals right now, I have no fucks. I'll play with the best of them." quoted the forward. Sounds like Stormborn is already gaining league wide attention from his peers. Is a player like Stormborn really what the league needs? What could warrent such a cocky reputation for a player most know next to nothing about? Stormborn may have the attitude, but lacks the size to back it up. Whatever the case, Stormborn is still on the look out for an agent. At this current time, none have really shown much interest and thus could ruin the slight chance he even has at making the minors. An agent could possibly set the forward on the right track. Stormborn needs to know when to back down in interviews and keep it friendly. With such frequent outbursts, his draft stock will decline. Hurting his draft stock isn't even in the cards right now, as his attitude and size already puts Kristian at such a disadvantage. No agent, no contract, no chance. The interesting fact about his game is that the guy plays the role of a goon with a knack for the net. Not many players 5'7 would even think to go after the biggest of players, especially one just under 170lbs. Having been picked on for his size for his whole life, Kristian Stormborn has the certain edge that even an enforcer can dream of. Unfortunately, what he lacks for in size, he still has trouble on the defensive side of the game, which may hurt him if he becomes anywhere close to a player in the Victory Hockey League. All the odds seem to be against this diminutive player. He's small and his defensive abilities aren't even average. The guy can hit, but that could only go warranted for such a short time barring his size. "I think people are going to be surprised. Nobody knows shit and the ones that think they know shit, can eat shit. I've been picked on my whole life. Why will this change now? I have to play the type of game I play. Otherwise, all I'll be is a little shit scouring the ice looking for my shot at the big leagues. Well, I am the big leagues. I'm nothing but a mystery right now. Just wait..." A mystery is right... 01 / 01 / 14 (ENTER...) --- Note: I know I struggled here to fill in my media spot. I'm still trying to adjust and inform myself of what's going on in the league. Expand my knowledge and have stronger articles that aren't just about me.

ENTER STORMBORN This small and rather young forward has decided to call it quits on his career path to the National Hockey League. Not to give up the game he loved, but to be a star elsewhere. An eerily similar version to that of Mats Zuccarello of the New York Rangers, Kristian Stormborn is almost the exact player and even idolizes the fellow Norwegian star. "I met Mats twice. He's a special player and we are both hobbits in our own way." said Stormborn in a interview this morning. Not only does his size hurt his chances at making an impact, Kristian Stormborn lacks any type of professional agent. He is looking to get noticed. "I've been talking to a guy who knows a guy that may even know a guy. I think people might be surprised. If I can strike this agent deal, I'll be headed in the right direction." mentioned Stormborn at the end of the interview. We here at VHL.com will be keeping tabs on Kristian within the few weeks to see what kind of impact is on his agenda. Until next time, San Diego. 01 / 01 / 14 (ENTER...)

Excellent. Looking forward to this, its certainly interesting. The longevity is astounding.

Saw the Reddit thread and I figured I'd give the site a gander. I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners. Let's get poppin.