Brock Hampton Has Arrived

[SamTwoSix 51]

BROCKHAMPTON are an American boy band from Corpus Christi, Texas. They consist of a few members, including Kevin Abstract, Matt Champion, and Dom McLennon. They’re a pretty good band and they have a decent following around the world. 

 

My name is Brock Hampton. I grew up in Corpus Christi, Texas. I am not a member of the boy band BROCKHAMPTON. Hell, I don’t even have the lung capacity to rap a full 16 bars. I don’t play music, never have. I play hockey… and I also look almost identical to Matt Champion.

 

Most of my daily life consists of adoring BROCKHAMPTON fans saying to me “Hey Matt, can I have an autograph?” And then me replying: “No, I’m Brock Hampton, the hockey player.” To which they look confused and then promptly exit the Wendy’s parking lot. 

 

I’m here to make my name as a center. I’m here to differentiate myself from the boy band from Corpus Christi… and become the hockey player from Corpus Christi.